for one million yen (about $15,750), but because of tough economical

financial times, that was far less than half the all-time record.

http://newsonjapan.com/html/newsdesk/article/96463.php

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ST went with the base bows to Arizona?

‘Amazing!’ he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.’ I can get away from him – no problem!’ thought the elderly gent as he floored it to 110 mph, then 120, then 130 mph.

Suddenly, he thought, ‘What on earth am I doing? I’m too old for this nonsense!’ So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver’s side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, ‘Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I’m taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.’

The man looked very seriously at the policeman and replied, ‘Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back.’

‘Have a good day, Sir,’ said the policeman.

Husband:Sure, what are my choices?

Wife :Yes and no.

“Daddy!Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!”

“That’s great, Son,” said his daddy.

“Come in to the living room and tell me about it.”

“Well, “began the confession, “I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math’s and 20 in science.”

A drunkard was brought to court.

Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.

The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, “Order, order.”

The drunkard immediately responded,

“Thank you, your honor, I’ll have a scotch and soda.”

wake up and make a liar out of me!!!